The first person to send me a picture of a robin, that harbinger of all things good and great, wins, get this… (drumroll please)
Publication of their picture on the finest blog in the world devoted to Weston, Ontario. Fame, glory, and the satisfaction of knowing you’ve brought joy to your neighbours—those too.
Second prize is the same as the first. Third prize is the same as the second.
(The picture, obviously, should be from Weston and from this year. Pictures of robins you took on your sunny vacation in Mexico will warrant the resentment you receive from we the snowbound.)
Bring the joy!