Westonians are a bunch of clean-living, family-loving faithful types, at least according to the Toronto Star’s data on the Ashley Madison breach.
Westonians spent an average of $0.32 on the website for wandering spouses. Mount Dennisons spent a shocking 34% more—fully 43¢ per person. Junctionites, however, were completely filthy. They spent more than a dollar each looking for a good time.¹
Should you, too, be perusing the database, your humble correspondent would like you to know that his email address is not [email protected], though he has had much misdirected email sent there. Mr Norman, you devil!²
¹ This is not science.
² Neither is this.