Naughty and nice launch appeal to unelected arbiter

Thousands of naughty and nice citizens lined Weston Road to petition Santa Claus this afternoon.

Claus, clad in a red suit, made a brief appearance, waving and laughing at the crowds. Despite his imperious position high in a truck and flanked by police, he seemed to your correspondent to have heard the appeals of his tiny but numerous constituency.

Claus will announce his decisions on the morning of the 25th.

Author: Adam Norman

I am raising my two children in Weston.