Robbery on Weston Rd

Your humble correspondent loves to smoke cigarettes; the nicotine helps him maintain a delicate state of cognitive dissonance.

Even wrapped in an enrapturing wreath of smoke, however, this reporter would never have contemplated that a man would rob and risk imprisonment to feed a tobacco addiction.  Yet, apparently, a man will, for a man did, earlier this week in Weston.

Toronto Police report that Rick’s Market and Movies at 1925 Weston Road was robbed by a man who approached the counter and requested a carton of cigarettes. He grabbed it from the teller’s hands before fleeing south on Weston Rd.

Police are seeking a wheezing male in his early 20s.

1925 weston rd

Author: Adam Norman

I am raising my two children in Weston.

1 thought on “Robbery on Weston Rd”

  1. this robbery kinda reminds me of a “fat tony” quote from the simpsons:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701060/quotes?qt=qt0242803

    p.s, joke’s on the crook. those cigarettes are gonna give him birth defects, impotence & mouth diseases some day, not to mention he’s gonna yellow his drapes! and you know what they say; revenge is a dish best served cold, with a few stolen cigarettes on the side to hasten the development of incurable lung diseases! 😉

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