If anyone ought to know about flowers, it’s me. I have the sex appeal of a labrador retreiver and the morning breath to match. I need every edge I can get when it comes to rutting season.¹
Tulips are pretty and seasonal—but they wilt, and that’s an association no man wants.² I recommend sunflowers. Big, strong, a little bit prickly: that’s the symbolism you’re going for.
Or lilies. Since, you know, it’s Easter, and you can’t order a lamb online.
¹ See what I mean?
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