Sponsored post: Buy some flowers for spring

If anyone ought to know about flowers, it’s me. I have the sex appeal of a labrador retreiver and the morning breath to match.  I need every edge I can get when it comes to rutting season.¹

Tulips are pretty and seasonal—but they wilt, and that’s an association no man wants.² I recommend sunflowers. Big, strong, a little bit prickly: that’s the symbolism you’re going for.

Or lilies. Since, you know, it’s Easter, and you can’t order a lamb online.

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¹ See what I mean?

² See my next sponsored post from ManlyIndianPharma.com

Author: Adam Norman

I am raising my two children in Weston.