Forget neutral reporting for a second.
Toronto Police report that a gutter-licking thug beat up and robbed an 82-year old man in the hallway of an apartment building near Weston and Oak. The louse-ridden scumbag kicked the senior, knocking him to the ground, then stole his keys. The suspect fled, and the victim was taken to the hospital for treatment of his minor injuries.
I hope with all my heart that the perpetrator’s teeth fall out and his bleeding gums host flesh-eating, mouth-filling parasitic worms. Then I hope I meet a man whose mouth is filled with flesh-eating worms, so I can lay some sweet wrath upon his unrighteous body.