Thief steals many dozens of loonies

When my mind wanders to the darker corners of possibility and I consider life as an outlaw, I picture myself playing poker in dusty Mexican brothels or being pursued on horseback down mountain river bottoms.

This, apparently, is not how it actually goes.

Toronto police report that a very little man robbed the Dollarama at 2013 Lawrence Ave on September 15. He is described as an adult male between 4’11” and 5’1″.

The suspect was wearing a disguise and, apparently trying to make the best of a rather low-rent robbery, jumped—rather impressively, if you consider he could barely reach it—over the counter to threaten the cashiers with a knife.

He made off with some cash and fled in an awaiting small grey car.

Author: Adam Norman

I am raising my two children in Weston.