When my mind wanders to the darker corners of possibility and I consider life as an outlaw, I picture myself playing poker in dusty Mexican brothels or being pursued on horseback down mountain river bottoms.
This, apparently, is not how it actually goes.
Toronto police report that a very little man robbed the Dollarama at 2013 Lawrence Ave on September 15. He is described as an adult male between 4’11” and 5’1″.
The suspect was wearing a disguise and, apparently trying to make the best of a rather low-rent robbery, jumped—rather impressively, if you consider he could barely reach it—over the counter to threaten the cashiers with a knife.
He made off with some cash and fled in an awaiting small grey car.